JOURNALISM

Teacher: Right. I'm going to go photocopy something, i'll be back soon. Five minutes.
*20 minutes later*
Me: Where is Sue?
Nick: It's been twenty minutes.
Me: I think she got eaten by the photocopy machine.

(texts Huai)
Me: Omg my teacher is taking ages to photocopy something, been 20 minutes and she still isn't back.
Huai: What is she printing, a tree?

(much later, Sue bursts back into the room with an armful of paper)
Sue: Right. Sorry about that.
Me: Wow. We thought you got eaten by the photocopy machine.
Sue: Well, it certainly did feel like it.